Runic tablets... Spike can get the rat's eyes...
I used to bring her rats with the morning paper...
Great, more moping. That's gonna get her back.
The SPELL'S gonna get her back.
Lot of trouble for somebody who doesn't even care about you.
Shut your (***?).
She really is kind of FICKLE.
SHUT up!
What do you know? It's YOUR FAULT, the BOTH of you.
She belongs with me... I'm nothing without her.
Yeah, that I'll have to agree with.
You're pathetic, you know that?
You're not even a loser, anymore.
You're a SHELL of a loser.
Yeah... you're one to talk.
Meaning?
The last time I looked in on you two, you were fighting to the death.
Now you're back makin' googley eyes at each other like nothing happened.
It makes me want to heave.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, yeah... you're just friends.
That's right.
You're NOT friends. You'll never be friends.
You'll be in love till it KILLS you both.
You'll fight, and you'll shag,
and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver,
but you'll never be friends.
Love isn't BRAINS, children...it's blood.
Blood screaming inside you to work it's will.

I may be love's bitch,
but at least I'm man enough to admit it.